Sunday, July 09, 2006

I am soooo gay!


So last night I went to the movies with the entire "crew". We went to see Superman at our local multiplex. I wasn't very excited about this because it would be my third time seeing it, but the other guys haven't had a chance, so I was down for the cause. But we arrived at the movies 5 minutes before it started and by the time we got there, the place was packed and we weren't able to find seats together. I found a seat near the front in the corner, and it sucked! About 10 minutes into the movie I got up just to take a walk around and stretch my legs.

Walking around this huge multiplex I noticed that, "The Devil Wears Prada", was starting in the next few minutes and I couldn't help myself. I snuck in and I watched it! This is officially the gayest thing that I have ever done, out of the bedroom! What is even worse is that I liked the movie! Even though I really hate Anne Hathaway (It's a long story and something that I don't want to talk about. Especially because there's a slight chance that I will come out looking like the jerk.). Anyway, the clothes were amazing and I really got into the characters. Then in the end when Anne Hathaway learns a very important life lesson, I almost stood up clapping! Yes I know that is gay. And for some reason I have issues drawing butterflies in a bag... Yeah I don't get it either!

So after the movie ended I had just enough time to run back into Superman for the last few seconds of the movie. I waited at the entrance of the movie for everybody else to get out, and then we all hopped into the van and drove off. The whole drive back was filled with talk of the movie that I was able to keep up with since I had seen in a few times already. Then one of my buddies annonced that I wasn't there! He saw me walk out and never come back.

This is where I could have said, "You are right! I have seen this movie way to many times, so I got bored and I went to see, 'The Devil Wears Prada'.". But that's not what I ended up saying! Using my amazing cognitive abilities I said,"Aww! How sweet! My presence means so much to you that you sat there and waited for me to come back that entire movie!? That's the sweetest thing that I have ever heard! Come over here and give me a HUGE kiss!". Everybody laughed, and we moved on to talking about the movie again.

When we got home, we watched, "Green Street Hooligans", and I tried to draw a bag of freakin butterflies! But it just wasn't working out for me. I am not to clear on what an actual bag of butterflies would look like (No offense to downunderpants and his amazing artistic abilities.), and the ones that I did make turned out looking pretty sad and tragic. The butterflies looked trapped in this bag being weighed down by the fabric, they almost looked like they were dead! So I decided to take a break from drawing butterflies and I decided to draw a thug from the movie. I wasn't really paying to much attention to how I was drawing the feet, and when I was done I realized that these were women's feet. So I made a chick thug instead. I think that she looks pretty hardcore. I guess that I can try this whole butterfly nonsense again tonight... We will see.

11 comments:

Charlie said...

I saw that movie last night also! I think that the majority of the gay community has gone to see this movie. I think they stuck something in our water! LOL.

Nice tough chick! She looks like she could kick my ass in her Avrile Lavigne starter kit. Wow was that mean? Sorry, I am kind of bitchy right now. Its really a very good drawing. I am with you on the bag of butterflies though... WTF would you want to draw a bag of butterflies!?

Trevor said...

Haha! You saw the devil wears prada! haha. That's funny. I totally saw it also, but I have always been a bit more gay than you are... I am just a little bit shocked.

I love the fact that you are low tech drawing these days! You don't do that enough anymore. Keep up the good work dude.

Anonymous said...

Cool pic

Marc said...

That definitely is the gayest thing that a guy can do. I saw the devil wears prada twice! I am a lot like you though. I am a total jock and I don't really do many "gay" things, but I HAD to see that movie! hahaha. Whatever.

I love your picture, I am curious to see what those butterflies looked like. Keep on having fun!

Josh said...

I love your pictures! You really need to draw more with pen and paper! You have a very neat style! I really like your art a lot.

The Devil wears prada is a HUGE step to the gay side you know! Before you know it you are going to be sporting a faux hawk and wearing tight pink shirts! hahaha. Beware its a slippery slope! Enjoy the fall

WhiteflameNZ said...

Use your artistic licence to draw butterflies in a bag!! He didnt say the pictire had to be ONLY of butterflies in a bag, just that it had to be incorporated somewhere. But even that is up for interpretation, or at least it is for me :)

Asher said...

Yeah man! Give into your gayness! You aren't hip until you are sporting rainbows all over your clothing! haha. Kidding. It's just a movie, its not that gay!

Why are you trying to draw butterflies?? Now that's gay! You should really think about that. Have a good day and catch a few waves for me!

Anonymous said...

I hate how good of an artist you are! I would love to draw as well as you!

downunderpants said...

HA HA HA! Who knew a bag of butterflies could stump the great man!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!

Oh! are you knocking my little drawing of me???? ;-)

Lola said...

I LOVED the "Devil Wears Prada" and I must agree the clothing was amazing! "That's all!"

dan said...

hey eric, hope the week is going well, getting them kids' heads full of HTML no doubt. later.