Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Freakin horny!

Everywhere I look there are a group of hot guys with their shirts off, stretching, or running, or sweating, or just being fucking hot, and I can't take it anymore! They are everywhere and its getting harder and harder (no pun intended) to function.

Today the men's swim team came out of a practice the same time I was walking out to pick up my day campers in the morning. As they walked by I literally stopped in my tracks as all of them walked right passed my in their track shorts and no shirts. I must have looked like the gayest guy on the planet because I couldn't take my eyes off of their chests and abs!

And what's the deal with all of the penis outlines I have been noticing lately!? I mean really, it has never been this bad for me, but everywhere I turn I see a penis! It's driving me insane! It's like every guy on campus has decided that only soccer or basketball shorts are to be worn and underwear are completely optional! I really need to stop gawking so much and roll my tongue back into my mouth because I am feeling so LEWD that its kind of gross.

I need some relief that masturbating just can't provide. I think that its time for some serious surfing! atleast until I am limping mildly. Maybe the pain will be a nice distraction for awhile. Now if only the waves weren't so crappy... There's always my longboard.

14 comments:

Marc said...

Hahaha! That was an awesome post! I feel your pain in a deep and personal way. Just hang in there man. And maybe try some of that super dirty dengeon porn for that little something extra(wink wink nudge nudge!)! lol kidding!

Live @ UCLA sounds unbearable! I am sure that all of the rest of us are going to feel really bad for you after this post! Nobody suffers like you man! LMAO! Have a good time walking the campus tomorrow.

Jason said...

I almost feel bad for you, because it sound slike torture, but I think that I am also jealous of you because of that same reason... What does this say about me?

George said...

I am with Jason! If you are going to suffer, that's the way to feel the pain! There are plenty of worse things! hahaha.

I am sure that you are going to get through this. Hang in there champ!

Gray said...

Slam a window on it, Eric. You're as good as married! hahaha

But.... I couldn't agree more! There are so many beautiful guys... it hurts!

Trevor said...

Umm those dick goggles are really something. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw them. Dude you have quite the imagination. I mean I would have never been able to imagine up something like that in a million years. You are gifted like that I guess.... Hahaha! That guy called you practically married! It's funny cause its true!

Asher said...

funny! I loved that picture also. I would love to take a mini vacation in your brain because I bet there's a lot to see!

Josh said...

I can defintely tell that the man who drew this picture has actually seen a couple of penises in his day! hahaa. Not calling you a slut or anything, you can just tell that this is something that you enjoy!

Tommy said...

I dunno man... If masturbation isn't working for you, maybe you aren't doing it right...

Anonymous said...

hope you catch some waves that will take your mind off of your current afflictions! There's only one cure taht I know of and to the best of my knowlege its not surfing.


K.C.

Kiel said...

That's an impressive drawing of a penis. Great attention to detail! I give that an A for all around accuratemess and creativity! You rock.

Randy said...

nice dick!

dan said...

great post! I remember my last year of college when for the first time I noticed you could kind of tell the outline in some shorts or pants on guys.. I had never looked before or noticed, then I wondered if I was looking too much.. he he. anyway, yeah I love the guys at gym who wear the bbal shorts underwear optional when it's a hot guy, damn breaks my focus on working out though.. later.

Carter said...

Funny picture! I love your art! You always have something funny to draw an dyou have a great style. Keep it up because you rock!

frank said...

FUCKING HILARIOUS! Great picture and great post!