Monday, January 05, 2009

I'm a WHORE!

I had dinner in LA at this small diner in Silver Lake. It was Eddie, Bradley, Tyler and myself at my table, and there was only one other group and they were sitting directly across from us. I think I first recognized that I knew the waitress, but then I realized that I knew 3 of the 5 people sitting at the other table. Then it hit me, out of the 9 ppl in the diner I have had sex with 6 of them! 

At first I was going to play it off like I didn't know who these people were. Then right at that moment I think I started giving off this crazy vibe because I felt like EVERYBODY was looking at me. Then it started to feel like everbody was talking about me! After a couple of minutes I just felt like I was the big pink elephant standing in the middle of the room.

I had a 2 second freak out. Then I got up and walked over to the other table to say, "hi"! Then I walked over to the waitress and had a nice chat with her. Then I came back to the table where EVERYBODY was laughing so hard I thought soda was going to come out of their noses. There was no sympathy to be had at my table. 

4 comments:

Jason said...

You might be a whore when 2/3 of the patrons at your local dining establishment have had your penis in their mouths! hahaha! You are sooo lucky I wasn't there because I would have gotten a group picture and it would have been spectacular! You should thank the lord for small favors. ;)

silverrrcloud said...

Dude,
You are in no need of sympathy. Not at all.

Whenever something similar happens to me, I just cannot hide it, how I love the feel...

Anonymous said...

If you can still remember you had sex with said persons, then you're not a ho. If you can't remember if you have had sex with said persons, then you're a ho. I'd suggest you not ask either.

Trevor said...

I like how you left out how besides Eddie and Bradley all those "people" you slept with were all women! You, mon ami, are a piece of work! And if I were you I would have done a lot more than turn bright red.