At first I was going to play it off like I didn't know who these people were. Then right at that moment I think I started giving off this crazy vibe because I felt like EVERYBODY was looking at me. Then it started to feel like everbody was talking about me! After a couple of minutes I just felt like I was the big pink elephant standing in the middle of the room.
I had a 2 second freak out. Then I got up and walked over to the other table to say, "hi"! Then I walked over to the waitress and had a nice chat with her. Then I came back to the table where EVERYBODY was laughing so hard I thought soda was going to come out of their noses. There was no sympathy to be had at my table.
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You might be a whore when 2/3 of the patrons at your local dining establishment have had your penis in their mouths! hahaha! You are sooo lucky I wasn't there because I would have gotten a group picture and it would have been spectacular! You should thank the lord for small favors. ;)
Dude,
You are in no need of sympathy. Not at all.
Whenever something similar happens to me, I just cannot hide it, how I love the feel...
If you can still remember you had sex with said persons, then you're not a ho. If you can't remember if you have had sex with said persons, then you're a ho. I'd suggest you not ask either.
I like how you left out how besides Eddie and Bradley all those "people" you slept with were all women! You, mon ami, are a piece of work! And if I were you I would have done a lot more than turn bright red.
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