Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Grandma's House!


I am at my grandmother's house getting ready to stuff my face for Thanksgiving! It's a very important holiday that we celebrate here in America, commemorating the day we pulled one over on the Native Americans and tricked them into saving us (by providing food and teaching us how to grow crops) over a particularly hard winter and in return we massacred them and stuck them onto desolate lands that they died a very slow and painful death we were meant to. It's all quite inspirational, so we gather around the table and give thanks we aren't Native Americans and then eat until we are sick!

Grandma owns a restaurant and cooks better than any person on the planet as far as I am concerned. I am going to be out of commission over the next few days as I try and recover from the massive amounts of food I am going to consume at tomorrow's festivities. Let's all hope that I won't slip into a food coma and die from eating too much turkey!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Look at you in your boxers! You definitely have me thinking impure thoughts. Happy Turkey day!

RRP said...

i think those boxers are like totally two sizes too big for you... i mean, where's the arse and the flop bulge?

Trevor said...

Well that's more clothes than most of us (IRL) get to see you in. Thanks for covering up a little dude! Haha!

Adam said...

You are one of those boys that knows he's gorgeous and pretends that he doesn't. I am one of the guys that depends on my wit and sense of humor to get laid. I wonder what it would be like to have both.

Nothing against you man. I think you are pretty neat. Happy Thanksgiving.

Jason said...

If you guys think RGB is hot in his underwear you should see him when he picks up his guitar and starts singing. He makes all the boys and girls swoon like he was in a freaking boy band.

Bold oy! said...

Couldn't you become a little more exhibitionist?

Don't you want to show us your sixpack or what……

Freddie said...

It's funny how much your grandmother's house actually looks like a grandmother's house! BTW nice boxers...