Friday, August 15, 2008

My Top 5

I know I keep on saying it, but this summer was AMAZING! Quite possibly the best summer of my life! So many awesome things happened, things that made me smile, made me laugh, and made me cry. So many memories, all of them more valuable than all the money in the world. Here are my top 5 favorite moments caught on camera.






This first pick is about this amazing afternoon I had one day in Polynesia. There was a boogie border on the beach trying to bogart all our waves… So I took his boogie board and I showed him what it could really do. It’s hard to keep on going out there swinging your cock around when some guy comes up to you and dick slaps you with one 4 times your size, figuratively speaking that is… Needless to say, I shredded the gnar, and the pansy ass boogie boarder backed the fuck off! Good afternoon indeed!






Well… When you gotta go, you gotta go… And what can I say? We had to go! You don’t truly bond with a guy until you take a piss with him. It takes a lot to actually be in my circle of friends, so it’s always a perfect day when I reach the point with a person where I can actually call them one. F.Y.I. I am only partially joking about that whole urination comment…






Does this man-bag make me look gay? The sign made me laugh, but what’s funnier is that after I took this picture there were like 9 other guys I didn’t even know walking up to the sign to take the very same picture! I am such the trendsetter its ridiculous. I guess I always knew that EVERYBODY out there wanted to be just like RGB, but it’s still weird to actually see it in motion.






Sometimes (and don’t bite my head off for speaking such sacrilege) and by sometimes I mean RARELY! You need to take some time away from the ocean and let your wetsuit dry a little. If I lived to be 1000 I don’t think I will ever find a more beautiful place to pool skate. Check out that scenery, it’s almost unreal isn’t it? It goes against everything I stand for, but I am going to say it anyway! BEST AFTERNOON EVER!! skateboards and all...





Bradley has to shave his body hair off for his sport, so I had forgotten how hairy he actually is. I love me my hairy man, and remembering this all over again gets me all hot and bothered. He's passed out after a day of crazy surfing and shenanigans. Of course every moment I spent with my guy was probably one of the best ever, but I want to be a little superficial and say that THE BEST was waking him up by rubbing all over those hair legs...

4 comments:

Trevor said...

If you don't stop rubbing your god damned summer in my fucking face, I swear to god, I'll KILL YOU! Or write you a couple of strongly worded emails and a few angry voicemails!

Jason said...

All I need to know is on that boogie board, did you make it all the way around? If so you are the coolest man to have ever lived! oh and BTW I only recognize one of those asses, but I have seen yours enough to know that yours isn't either one of them! Are you taking the pic or are you the guy to the right where we can only see your shoe?

John said...

Where the hell do I sign up to have a summer like this!? I am growing increasingly jealous of your lifestyle every post I read.

Xico de Cadoro said...

check out my blog, I posted a few images of a book I produced called Surfers, tell what you think

Cheers

Xico