Saturday, May 27, 2006

Training Day


Well it looks like I am going to be spending my Saturday in Westwood. Today is the day where I get to meet my staff. This is going to be really weird being in charge of other people, especially since I am probably going to be the youngest one there... The plan is just to never bring up age, and get right to business, and always nudge the conversation away from any age discussions. I am pretty excited about this whole conference today, because I actually prepared for it! I have name tags for the 5 counselors that are going to be working under me, and I have lots of things to go over; I made a power point presentation and everything! I just hope that nobody asks me a question that I am not prepared for! I hate it when I am trying to learn something new, and then I ask a question about it, and the person teaching it has no answer for me!
Besides the training session that I have planned today, I am meeting a friend for coffee before the session. Then after it is done, I am going with a large group of old friends to CPK. I am very fond of this idea, because I will be able to ramble on about all the things that I am scared I am going to mess up on before hand. Then after it is done I will be able to dissect and overanalyze ever little thing that I felt was done wrong, or could have been done better! Because when it comes to stuff where other people are depending on me, I am a neurotic perfectionist.
Oh yeah! The picture. Ummm I was in a really weird mood this morning, and my little sister was watching Snow White in the den. I was thinking about that cover of the Little Mermaid with the penis castle, and all of a sudden I decided that Snow White needed a strap on. Don't ask me why, because I am not sure... Note the veins, I am very proud of the veins. That is all. And one last thing! At the request of many readers, I have an email address linked to my profile now, so feel free to email me. fukgnar@gmail.com.

12 comments:

Frank said...

O gosh! You are seriously deeply affected eric! I can not believe that you put a strap on on snow white! I want to laugh, but I am completely filled with moral outrage and i am completely riteously indignant!! HAHAHA!! Okay I just can't help it that is so FREAKIN funny! I want to be your best friend now!

Travis said...

OMG!! Do you realize that Snow White is wearing a strap-on! That is beyond disturbing! Its really awesome man! You are definitely an artist in my book! I always thought of Snow White as a total lesbian, I think that this picture just says what everybody else was thinking! haha! You are a funny man. I wish you luck wrangling up your group of underlings and showing them who's boss! Don't let the fact taht you are younger than they are untimidate you. You are obviously smarter than they are.

Brandon said...

it is very hard to think of something mature or comorting to say when you are staring at a picture of snow white with a strap on! I have to say taht its really freakin hilarious! I am in love with your sense of humor!

Marc said...

I did not realize that snow white had a penis until I finished your blog and read that she in fact had one! then I scrolled up to the picture and I burst out laughin!! O man my friend thought that I was crazy laughing at my computer like that, and then I told him to take a look and he started laughing also! Thanks for the chuckle, you are great!

Kai said...

There is denfinitely some really nice detail in your penis! I can tell that you have spent your fair share of time checking them out. Obviously for the sake of your art! I love an artist that is willing to sacrifice his time in order to get details like that perfect! You can draw a great and extremely realistic penis, you should do that for a living!

kiel said...

When I was 8 or 9 I used to tell my mother that I thought that the little mermaid's castle was made of penis's but she never believed me! I don't think that she ever actually took a good look, because the castles have mushroom tips and slits at the end and everything! hahaha its such a dirty picture! You definitely did it in a way more obvious way, but since I have always been able to spot a cock from 20 ft away with both of my eyes closed. It probably would not have mattered if you decided to hid it behind waldo, I still would have found it! I hope that you do well with your minions and training them! that sounds like a lot of work and responsibility. I hope that you are better at public speaking than I am.

Bob said...

I am not entirely sure what it is that you are doing this summer. Is it a program sponsored by the Campus and you are going to be working with college students, or is it some kind of educational summer camp?? It sounds very itneresting. Your job must be a lot of fun, especialy since you love to work with your computer so much to make pictures! I think that you have piked the perfect summer job for yourself. I hope that you don't have a problem commanding a room. Usually kids that were popular in HS don't have a problem, SO I wouldn't worry to much if I were you. Everybody wants to be friends with the popular person, its a phase that nobody gets over.

Rodney said...

When I was 20, I was just starting college for the first time, I had never worked a day in my life, and I was movin gout of my parent's house for the first time. You are 20 and a pro surfer, a supervisor, 2 years of college under your belt, you are an amazing artist, and you probably don't live at home! People like you give people like me a serious inferiority complex! Especially since you don't really seem to think that all of your accomplishments are that big of a deal. That Snow White pictures made me make pop come out of my nose! I hope that you are satisfied! You really need to put a warning label b4 showing pictures like that!

asher said...

i hope that you had a really good day and that everything went smoothly. I am sure that you have this in the bag beause you don't seem like the kind of person that shy's away from the smallest challenge as a few people slightly older than you. When I am in charge in a big way like this, I find that treating everybody else as an equal, just as long as everybody knows that you are boss works out great. It makes everybod a lot more productive, and they still respect you. That made a lot more sense in my head, I am only a verbal wordsmith. Writing is not my specialty sorry.

Parker said...

I was tired and totally out of energy until I saw your picture! then I just could not stop laughing! I am totally wired now, so I just wanted to leave you a comment letting you know! THat was freakin hilarious!

Josh said...

Well that's wholesome. I am kind of speechless looking at your snow white interpretation. It is quite unique. I have never quite pictured snow white like taht before. I think that you are going to do very well with this position, I am sure that they would not have hired you if they did not think that you were up for the job. I am also very sure that the people that hired you took your age into consideration when choosing who would lead their employees, so you still must have been the best choice by a lot. Good luck with your days training!

toby said...

2 funny! U rock dude! Its wierd how I have never actually thought about snow white this way before, but now that I have seen her like this, I am never going to think about her in any other way.